This is from a commenter on the Fightins:
New York Police are currently on the search for a Clifton Phifer Lee, he is wanted in connection with a raping of the New York Yankees this evening. It occured somehwere between the hours of 8 and 11:30 this evening in the vicinity of the Bronx. Anybody with information or complaints should go fuck themselves.
A fucking plus.
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